Monday, May 18, 2009

of censorship and vege meat,

i ate vege meat today. it was weird. O_O

to tell you the truth, im not generally a big fan of vegetables.
wait, thats a lie; let me rephrase that.

i absolutely loath eating vegetables.

i detest how it looks and i hate how crunchy and delicious it sounds when people chew on it because it makes you want to eat it even though it's a huge lie!!

vegetables are not at all delicious or crunchy!! in fact, its usually soggy and bitter. so naturally, being a normal person who hates bitter and soggy things; i hate vegetables.

but vegetarian meat is a completely different thing alltogether. it's actually kinda yummy and it tastes almost like the real thing; except that the texture is different. the fake meat (which is made out of soy beans) is a bit more tough and dry. but hell, other then that, it tastes exactly the same! i was so amazed. lol.

before this, i never actually knew how vegetarians could live without eating meat. i mean, REALLY. how do they SURVIVEEE??!!! :S but now i know... they have this!:



thank god for vege meat! x)

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on another note, i went to watch 'i love you, man' today with aiman. and i was expecting it to be hillarious since it's starring both Paul Rudd and Jason Segel (can we say 40 year old virgin and forgetting sarah marshall? lol.) and had rave reviews. oh. and also, Fyza said it was damn funny.

so yeah, i was expecting a lot before i watched it today.
but i was hugely dissapointed, as once again, the fucked up Malaysian censorship system comes in as a killjoy and sucks the fun out of everything by literally censoring EVERYTHING.

especially the cuss words. bloody hell. i think they cut out certain snippets of conversations in the movie like a GAZILLION times because the cast swore so much. which was a shame because the cussing was supposed to be the best bits. it was what made the movie hugely entertaining. because, essentially, the movie was SUPPOSED to be filled with rude jokes and crude remarks about stupid things. but all i got was cut-off sentences and confusing jokes that made me go like, 'wtf is he talking about?' cause everything interesting was freakin' censored.

i dont get why you have to rate the goddamn movie as 18SG if you're going to cut out everything fun anyways. you might as well just make it a U rated movie. or better yet, leave it as 18SG and don't cut anything at all.

although....., despite the huge amount of censoring done on this movie, it was STILL relatively funny (thank god!) so i shall recommend people to watch this movie but NOT in the cinemas. go buy the DVD or something and make sure it is uncut because then you'll know you're getting ur money's worth. x)



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On a side note:
  • i finally got my hands on Eliza Dushku's new series, "Dollhouse". im hoping it rocks like "Tru Calling" did so imma see how it is like first before actually recommending it to anyone x)

  • i finished another bag today. lol. im so proud! xD
  • and assman (lol!), if you're reading this. imma tell you now that there is NO WAY you can make me smoke or drink. you could try. but i shall resist. furiously. although, i shall contemplate on the shisha-ing part. haha.

3 pooped.:

Alana said...

OMG I KNOW. I HATE it that even though it's pg18 they censor every single friggin word in there to the point you have no idea where the story's going. It's even worse when half the movie is swear words. ("Soul Men". *shivers*)

almost went for I Love You, Man. thanks to you, I've saved a few bucks :)

baritonedwriter said...

Ngeeeh.
One day... ONE DAYYYY.

-Assman :)

ainnnnnnnnnn! :) said...

alana: haha. yeah. omg. realy? lol. no problem. but do watch it on dvd or something because it is a relatively good movie :D:D

aiman: hahahahaha. okayyy. we shalll seeee...XD

 
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